Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

On the contrary, I think I need that in my life.

Fighting with a dwarf - Did a bystander say 'Pick on someone your own size', or are you also a dwarf

Yeah, I read that whilst cross-country skiing, like a Norwegian would…

Did you hear about Sir Lancelot? He was a tough old bird, never beaten in the jousts. But one day the inevitable happened and he was knocked off his horse and ended up unconscious on the grass. He was a hard dazed knight.

Earth, Wind & Fire are an American band whose music spans the genres of jazz, R&B, soul, funk, disco, pop, Latin, and Afro-popThey are among the best-selling bands of all time, with sales of over 90 million records worldwide.

A little-know fact about them is that their stage costumes were so expensive that they had to take out a special insurance policy to cover them. It was known as "Earth, Wind, Fire and Theft".

It'll be a long & winding road, Iroc man.

That wasn't The Beatles, it was Madonna,

The lady Madonna?

Last train to London?

If you can remember that, then you are due for a username update to LimmerickOldGeezer...