Phrases that annoy you the most

Plus it's completely fixed anyway. I can't remember her name but in the latest series there was someone peddling some snake oil cure for something and the dragons were basically all licking her arse and surprise surprise she got a deal, with Stephen Bartlett, who, it later turned out, was friends with this person so he already had a vested interest in it.

Load of crap!

Topical but “if you don’t vote you can’t complain!!”

Yes, yes I can.

“Shouldn’t complain” would still be annoyingly naive but at least it wouldn’t be objectively wrong.

You should go and ballot a spoiled paper otherwise it just shows as apathy.

A non vote just shows apathy in the same way that a spoiled paper just shows you didn’t know how to fill out a form correctly…

Either can be interpreted as an intentional protest or something else. Only one of these could be argued as a waste of time.

"It's coming home!"


It's not 'coming home'. It wasn't 'home' in 1966! It was on fkin holiday, possibly! The '66 team did well to win it but that doesn't make England its fkin home you tts! Just fk Off! And then fk Off a bit more!

Tell me what spoiling your ballot paper actually achieves?

An enormous sense of smugness and self satisfaction.

I can actually picture a Hyacinth Bucket doing exactly that

How does anyone know they don't like them unless they read them?

I'm confused.

Something which not even a Four Top would do.