Phrases that annoy you the most

Phrases that annoy you the most

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Bdevo3

478 posts

92 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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All this reality show language
"She has got good banter"
"He has got good chat:
"He's a sort " a sort of what? Total narcissistic, steroid infused meat head who has a longer beauty regime than a catwalk model. These new pretty boys wear so much make up and spend so long tanning and blow drying their hair they're borderline transvestite.

stewies_minion

1,166 posts

190 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Reach out
Workshop this
Blue sky thinking

lowdrag

Original Poster:

12,967 posts

216 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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oobster said:
Wax Lyrical.
That is correct old English so I disagree here. "To wax and to wane".

Brave Fart

5,910 posts

114 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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"No disrespect but....." followed by, er, something disrespectful.
"I literally died laughing......" when, clearly, you're alive.
"The best approach for someone like myself...." so, "me" too short for you then?
"Lessons will be learned".........no, no they won't, it's just shorthand for an admission that you, or your organisation, were too fking thick to realise just how bloody incompetent you were to start with, you moron.

captain_cynic

12,629 posts

98 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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MitchT said:
Anything that's a combination of two words ... "chillax", guestimate", etc.
People who get upset over a portmanteau.

smn159

13,023 posts

220 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Language evolves; we can't live in the 1950s forever.

captain_cynic

12,629 posts

98 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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smn159 said:
Language evolves; we can't live in the 1950s forever.
This x 100.

English is a living language (although that phrase will upset people, screw it). It will change over time. However the brilliant thing about English is how fault tolerant it is. Ultimately it is this fault tolerance that lead to it being adopted by so many other nations.

AMG Merc

11,954 posts

256 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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He/She turned around and said...

TwigtheWonderkid

43,915 posts

153 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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captain_cynic said:
smn159 said:
Language evolves; we can't live in the 1950s forever.
This x 100.

English is a living language (although that phrase will upset people, screw it). It will change over time. However the brilliant thing about English is how fault tolerant it is. Ultimately it is this fault tolerance that lead to it being adopted by so many other nations.
Precisely. If Chaucer could hear the Queen speak, he'd probably think she was a right chav.

oceanview

1,532 posts

134 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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"My bad"

"Pulls like a train"

"Touch base"

"Joined up thinking"

"Health and safety"


Just ps off!!


Roofless Toothless

5,830 posts

135 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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I was in a little cafe in Epping this lunchtime and the waitress asked "what can I get you?"

I wanted to reply "all exited," but the Mrs was with me.

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,328 posts

238 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Roofless Toothless said:
I wanted to reply "all exited," but the Mrs was with me.
You wanted to leave?

alfie2244

11,292 posts

191 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Roofless Toothless said:
I was in a little cafe in Epping this lunchtime and the waitress asked "what can I get you?"

I wanted to reply "all exited," but the Mrs was with me.
Why would you leave?

beaten to it......drat.

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,328 posts

238 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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alfie2244 said:
Roofless Toothless said:
I was in a little cafe in Epping this lunchtime and the waitress asked "what can I get you?"

I wanted to reply "all exited," but the Mrs was with me.
Why would you leave?

beaten to it......drat.
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red_slr

17,554 posts

192 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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"Young Man".... wtf I am nearly 40 you pr1ck.

Do people call you old man... no they don't. Beller.

Boring_Chris

2,348 posts

125 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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mr_spock said:
"to be honest" when they mean "to be frank" or "to be blunt". So you were lying the rest of the time?
A 'friend' of mine uses this quite often, seemingly because he feels it adds an amount of weight to what he's about to say.

It usually ends up along the lines of... "to be honest, most Chinese people do look the same"

And then we all end up explaining what he's just said, why he's wrong, and why everyone hates him.

edit. clarity.


Edited by Boring_Chris on Friday 23 June 22:26

GrumpyTwig

3,354 posts

160 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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"please do the needful" - piss boiling

FreeLitres

6,080 posts

180 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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"Piss boiling" - Grinds my gears.

Boring_Chris

2,348 posts

125 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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GrumpyTwig said:
"please do the needful" - piss boiling
I work for an Indian company, so hear this quite often... but I quite like it!

I don't think it's 'wrong' in any way? It's just creative.

Mound Dawg

1,915 posts

177 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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mickk said:
Can I get?
Yes, this one.