Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40

Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40

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glenrobbo

35,675 posts

153 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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GeneralBanter said:
I'm going to London in the LEZ zone today.

Any tips anyone?
Take the Willys jeep. And the bren carrier. tank
And plenty of C4

And remember that speed of execution and the element of surprise are your best allies.

Hoodares winds!
Good luck

DickyC

Original Poster:

50,339 posts

201 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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glenrobbo said:
Take the Willys jeep. And the bren carrier. tank
And plenty of C4

And remember that speed of execution and the element of surprise are your best allies.

Hoodares winds!
Good luck
You gave me the Willys.

frown

Bobberoo

39,301 posts

101 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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GeneralBanter said:
I'm going to London in the LEZ zone today.

Any tips anyone?
Don't.

Bomma R1

14,538 posts

128 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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Do they have their own zone now? Good Lord.

A woman once asked me "How do you view lesbian relationships?"

"On a fifty inch Samsung 8k, usually"

Mr Magooagain

10,219 posts

173 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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Morning all. I’ve just fitted a ‘Crit air’ sticker to the old tatty Toyota in readiness for that they’re Bordeaux!

Be lucky if we get there!

paua

5,983 posts

146 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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I've just squandered more'n 7 fouzand pieces o'(8) sterling t visit th cold side o th world f' xmas. What waz ah finking? How much Gluhwein does one need to maintain one's core temp?
42S ( where xmas is a bbq)

glenrobbo

35,675 posts

153 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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Mr Magooagain said:
Morning all. I’ve just fitted a ‘Crit air’ sticker to the old tatty Toyota in readiness for that they’re Bordeaux!

Be lucky if we get there!
Crit_Air


Critter


scratchchin If only we could combine the two stickers into something meaningful...
wink

fatboy18

19,008 posts

214 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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Fck Kahn, Fck London, Fck all the So called minority groups living there all happy this is ULEZ kicking in, but its ok if you pay £12.50 your fine to pollute the Area, what a friggin Joke! I hope many business fold or take the sensible decision to move away from the place and the shops and industrial estate's become ghost towns. Goodbye, Good riddance. Shame I wont ever be paying my respects at the cenotaph, but that's it.

Bobberoo

39,301 posts

101 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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paua said:
I've just squandered more'n 7 fouzand pieces o'(8) sterling t visit th cold side o th world f' xmas. What waz ah finking? How much Gluhwein does one need to maintain one's core temp?
42S ( where xmas is a bbq)
You mad impetuous fool you!!!
Everyone knows you need at least 1L of Gluhwein per 25kg of body weight!!!

Bobberoo

39,301 posts

101 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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fatboy18 said:
Fck Kahn, Fck London, Fck all the So called minority groups living there all happy this is ULEZ kicking in, but its ok if you pay £12.50 your fine to pollute the Area, what a friggin Joke! I hope many business fold or take the sensible decision to move away from the place and the shops and industrial estate's become ghost towns. Goodbye, Good riddance. Shame I wont ever be paying my respects at the cenotaph, but that's it.
I don't think you're alone in those thoughts fatboy.

paua

5,983 posts

146 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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Bobberoo said:
paua said:
I've just squandered more'n 7 fouzand pieces o'(8) sterling t visit th cold side o th world f' xmas. What waz ah finking? How much Gluhwein does one need to maintain one's core temp?
42S ( where xmas is a bbq)
You mad impetuous fool you!!!
Everyone knows you need at least 1L of Gluhwein per 25kg of body weight!!!
Sign me up fer a gallon, then. ( in case of minor spillage, like).

Dermot O'Logical

2,669 posts

132 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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Ah, here you all are. Splendid.

I managed to navigate across, and despite a slightly bumpy landing, I'm here, safe and sound. Well, safe, anyway. It's all nice and shiny and new in here, isn't it?

This morning saw me rising early (hang on, that's a bit "Carry on Matron", I'll rephrase it) - I got up early (not much better, but let's stop wasting time), and hied me unto Lymington, via the New Forest, which is starting to look as though the end of summer is upon us, vast acres of heathland are turning purple with heather bursting into bloom. It's a beautiful time of the year, many animals are out and about, although the donkeys are probably resting, as they have a busy weekend ahead, with the Beaulieu International (no less) Autojumble.

Lymington was grey and dismal this morning, I had a nappointment for a near-lowering, and then shopping for provender, as yesterday was, of course, the last Bank Holiday before Christmas.

And on that cheery note, I need to carry on and do some stuff. Somebody has to.

glenrobbo

35,675 posts

153 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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paua said:
I've just squandered more'n 7 fouzand pieces o'(8) sterling t visit th cold side o th world f' xmas. What waz ah finking? How much Gluhwein does one need to maintain one's core temp?
42S ( where xmas is a bbq)
Paua, you need to get in synch with the seasons.
Doubling up on your winters can play havoc with your digestive system:

https://youtu.be/TXGNuJ6wIes?si=H2bAtql4pfcBtFoX

Far better to get your inlaws to visit you for Christmas, and then you can take Erin Dawes to Deutschland in Sommer. cool

glenrobbo

35,675 posts

153 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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Bobberoo said:
fatboy18 said:
Fck Kahn, Fck London, Fck all the So called minority groups living there all happy this is ULEZ kicking in, but its ok if you pay £12.50 your fine to pollute the Area, what a friggin Joke! I hope many business fold or take the sensible decision to move away from the place and the shops and industrial estate's become ghost towns. Goodbye, Good riddance. Shame I wont ever be paying my respects at the cenotaph, but that's it.
I don't think you're alone in those thoughts fatboy.
Earlier I was just thinking that today would have been perfect for a repeat of the TVR "Thunder in the Tunnels" mass re-run.
Just for fun! driving

What would happen if EVERYONE refused to recognise Kahn's scam?

GeneralBanter

931 posts

18 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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Been in the LEZ area for a while now and I must say I’m bitterly disappointed.






Byker28i

62,484 posts

220 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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Just made it. I think I grabbed Bobbers glider by mistake and the weight was set all wrong. I've been airborne for about 20 hours....



or in reality got a call from work and told to report to a client, which meant a 3 hour dash back today...

Byker28i

62,484 posts

220 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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glenrobbo said:
Crit_Air

wink
Wasn't that a Nicholas Cage film where he was on a hercules with other prisoners

Byker28i

62,484 posts

220 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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fatboy18 said:
Fck Kahn, Fck London, Fck all the So called minority groups living there all happy this is ULEZ kicking in, but its ok if you pay £12.50 your fine to pollute the Area, what a friggin Joke! I hope many business fold or take the sensible decision to move away from the place and the shops and industrial estate's become ghost towns. Goodbye, Good riddance. Shame I wont ever be paying my respects at the cenotaph, but that's it.
£27.50 to take the TVR into the center...

slopes

39,128 posts

190 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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Bomma R1 said:
Do they have their own zone now? Good Lord.

A woman once asked me "How do you view lesbian relationships?"

"On a fifty inch Samsung 8k, usually"
Deserved more recognition did this hehe

Has anyone seen an errant glider anywhere?? I had to have 2 y'see, a MacMillan TAC50 is a weighty bit of kit along with all the assorted ammo etc, i would never have made it here if i had used just one but the other one has gone missing. If anyone sees it, don't approach it, i booby trapped the bugger before i sent it up.

Friday's quiz is going to be a bit of a mish mash as i've been away until today but it will sort of have a theme. yes


Edited by slopes on Tuesday 29th August 16:15

hammo19

5,277 posts

199 months

Tuesday 29th August 2023
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Byker28i said:
glenrobbo said:
Crit_Air

wink
Wasn't that a Nicholas Cage film where he was on a hercules with other prisoners
Certainly wasn’t a Hercules. It was a C123 Provider.