Geek Jokes Volume 0b10

Geek Jokes Volume 0b10

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Strangely Brown

10,296 posts

234 months

Sunday 23rd June
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jeremyc said:
nd there was me looking for a punchline based on expert users of a Unix screen based text editor. nerd
Nah. They'd be sedkings or awkings (yes, I know, double k).

YankeePorker

4,779 posts

244 months

Sunday 23rd June
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MartG said:
That’s like the AI that Amazon was using at the special stores with no checkout. Actually Indians.

Clockwork Cupcake

75,322 posts

275 months

Sunday 23rd June
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YankeePorker said:
That’s like the AI that Amazon was using at the special stores with no checkout. Actually Indians.
What a cowboy operation!

YankeePorker

4,779 posts

244 months

Sunday 23rd June
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
What a cowboy operation!
Indeed! Amazon decided that they were squawndering too much money on the monitoring team and closed the stores.

MartG

20,825 posts

207 months

Monday 24th June
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MartG

20,825 posts

207 months

Tuesday 25th June
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MartG

20,825 posts

207 months

Tuesday 25th June
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MartG

20,825 posts

207 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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skilly1

2,711 posts

198 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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MartG

20,825 posts

207 months

Wednesday 3rd July
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The_Doc

4,954 posts

223 months

Wednesday 3rd July
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MartG said:
If we're getting into workplace stickers/signs, then this needs honourable mention:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?&q=ave+sticker...








Can't be beat

Rayny

1,255 posts

204 months

Wednesday 3rd July
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The_Doc said:
Can't be beat
Unless BMWs were to have a sticker - 'Only to be operated by fuc%wits'.

MartG

20,825 posts

207 months

Thursday 4th July
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Even I groaned at this one !


Dogwatch

6,250 posts

225 months

Thursday 4th July
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MartG said:
Even I groaned at this one !

I didn’t, I laughed!



MartG

20,825 posts

207 months

The_Doc

4,954 posts

223 months

Keep your passwords in a drawer with no lock, hang them in your garden for the entire public to see.

Keep a password for far longer than you should and only replace your password when it's held together by the memories of the past errors.

Choose passwords that are far too clean and you'd be better off with a brown password

Buffalo

5,436 posts

257 months

The_Doc said:
Keep your passwords in a drawer with no lock, hang them in your garden for the entire public to see.

Keep a password for far longer than you should and only replace your password when it's held together by the memories of the past errors.

Choose passwords that are far too clean and you'd be better off with a brown password
And instead of changing them, just reverse them...

The_Doc

4,954 posts

223 months

Better to wear underwear that is entirely made of: random pieces of material, cloths, and some upper case pasta or noodles. Then no one will take your underwear.
Even you often forget what is your underwear and what is your primary school child's end of year crafts project.

MartG

20,825 posts

207 months

Saturday
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LunarOne

5,454 posts

140 months

Saturday
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MartG said:
I used to work for Symantec, who at the time were well known for Norton AntiVirus amongst other things. We had to have the Norton Suite on our PCs, and yes, it made them run at half the original speed as before installation. We all hated it as much as our customers hated it.